Wine for Dix

An online wine newsletter for all you crackerjack mofo peckerwoods who just aren't cultured enought to understand and appreciate my other wine newsletter - Deacon Dr. Fresh Wine Newsletter

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Wine for Dix Newsletter

Greetings!

And welcome to Wine for Dix!

You've been directed here because your wine knowledge is so incredibly stupid and pedestrian that you consider the following questions legitimate:



  • Is wine good for making ice-cubes?
  • What's the best wine to drink with McDonald's food?
  • I bought a wine that smells like cat litter, but it only cost 3 bucks. Is it a good buy?
  • Does Ice-wine come from Iceland?
  • Are wine coolers the same as wine?
  • Some wines like Champagne are served at weddings. Is there a good wine to serve at a divorce?
  • What exactly is wrong with Merlot?
  • Could the Deacon defeat Robert Parker in the Octagon?
  • Why should I listen to AC/DC when I drink Shiraz?

Stay tuned...We'll have lots of information here that will help you....